1) My uncle once: crashed my dad’s new Camero, and I still haven’t forgiven you pat
2) Never in my life: have I died
3) When I was five: I was one bad ass mother fucker
4) High School was: too long at the time, but too short now
5) I will never forget: anything even remotely important
6) I once met: I can’t think of anyone worthy of mentioning. I’ve meet you, is that good enough?
7) There’s this girl I know who: inspires me to better things
8) Once, at a bar: I left about a half hour later saying ‘wow, that’s lame’
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10) Last night: worked, and conversed with folks
11) If I only had: a brain
12) Next time I go to church: um…probably this Sunday…I’m a good boy
13) Terry Schiavo: what about her? I thought we have moved on from that.
14) What worries me most: is being alone
15) When I turn my head left, I see a TV table with wedding music on it
16) When I turn my head right: I see a lamp with Justine’s
17) What I miss most about the eighties: is being a kid
18) If I were a character from a movie: um…probably Tommy Callahan from Tommy Boy, because I work well with people and I’m fat
19) By this time next year: I will be on my way
20) A better name for me would be: I’ve never really thought about it, um…how about Alberto Rivera James…Bourassa
21) I have a hard time understanding: myself sometimes…and other people…life in general
22) If I ever go back to school I’ll: I’m hoping to just do this once
23) You know I like you if: I make fun of you and let you make fun of me
24) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Engelburg Humperdink…and my parents
25) I can't live without: the people I love
26) Take my advice, never: because if you do and it turns out wrong I will feel so bad that I will try to make it up to and probably screw something else up…also never let me try to jump your car
27) My ideal breakfast is: I don’t know, but bacon will be involved.
28) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you give me a call to hang out with me, but make it a short call because I get nervous on the phone
29) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are all things I couldn’t care less about…well maybe not tulips, but the other ones, who cares?
30)Why can't anyone: just get along?
31) If you spend the night at my house: bring clean sheets
32) Your mom: leave terrbearyann out of this.
33) The world could do without: hate….and blue cotton candy, there is only one acceptable color of cotton…pink
34) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be covered in spiders, especially the big hairy ones, or maybe be forced to listen to a tape recording of my own voice, I hate my voice…but not as much as spiders
35) My favorite blonde is: myself in a few weeks
36) Paper clips are more useful than: most things
37) If I do anything well, it’s: listen
38) And by the way: I just updated